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6. Three times a week at 6 p.m., ask your neighbor’s son to come over and stand in front of the open refrigerator and yell, “Why don’t we have any food?? All we have is INGREDIENTS!!” while you stand 5 feet away, making a dinner that will be ready in 10 minutes.
Jennifer Haubrich
Gill McCulloch
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I write about first aid, subjects that move me deeply and situations that make me laugh. Founder, Safe + Sound First Aid Training Ltd. gillnmcculloch@gmail.com
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