Haha, I fell for your evil ploy Roz and ended up reading not one but three of your stories! You're smart as well as funny. I guess that's why they pay you the big bucks! :)

Here's one of my One Cent Wonders as requested: https://medium.com/muddyum/whos-the-quirky-one-in-your-family-1790ad5ea7e6