Hahaha. Five minutes before reading this story, my husband and I had an argument. I was going on about how he puts his feet (in running shoes) up on the cushions on the living room sofa. He thinks this is perfectly reasonable. After reading your article I realized you'd provided the solution to our problems. We agreed to divorce eachother and marry ourselves. Then he said, "Wait, I don't think I could bear to marry myself!" I said, "Well, surely it can' t be worse than being married to me." Then we had a good laugh and now we are friends again. Thanks Anu! 😁