😂🤣 Hilarious, Julie! I can relate to so much of this and with a distance of 20 odd years can now laugh about all of the baby/toddler madness. When our kids were little my husband once told me in a moment of desperation his definition of parenthood was "Vast chasms of misery, interspersed with random spikes of joy." I guess the spikes of joy somehow made it all worthwhile and we lived to tell the tale. 🥴😁