Hilarious, Matt! ππ€£ Only those of us who've had to use a CPAP will fully appreciate this story.
Unfortunately I had to take my CPAP back. Having that machine by my bed made me feel like I was in an intensive care unit. The wide velcro strap I had to wear around my head to keep my mouth closed reminded me of Marley's Ghost from A Christmas Carol. I decided I'd rather die 10 years earlier than wrestle with a CPAP. I believe it works for some though and I'm glad you and your wife are having so much fun with yours. π