This is funny, Larry. At 56, I now understand Mae West’s words, “ Getting old isn’t for the faint of heart.”
If only someone had told us we only get one body, and don’t get to move into a new one if it breaks down. Maybe we would’ve taken better care of ourselves, maybe not. Either way, a good laugh helps brighten the day and I appreciate writers like you who bring a chuckle to the world. 😊